Q. Why did the sun go to school?
A. To get brighter!
Q.What do you call a tick on the moon?
A. A luna-tick.
Q.What kind of music do planets sing?
A. Neptunes!
Q.What did the alien say to the garden?
A. Take me to your weeder!
Q.What did Mars say to Saturn?
A. Give me a ring sometime!
Q. What do you call an alien with three eyes?
A. An aliiien.
Q. What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A. A marsbar!
Q. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A. Because it already had a million degrees!
Q. Why did the cow go to outer space?
A. To visit the milky way.
Q. Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A. Because Mercury moved in.
Q. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A. When it’s full.
Q. What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. What’s a light-year?
A. The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Q. What did the alien say to the cat?
A. Take me to your litter.
Q. What do planets like to read?
A. Comet books!
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. You rocket!
Q. How does the man-in-the-moon cut his hair?
A. Eclipse it!
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a space ship?
A. A u-f-ho-ho-ho!
Q. How do you organize a space party?
A. You planet!
Q. Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny!
Q. What was the first animal in space?
A. The cow that jumped over the moon!
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A. He was looking for Pluto.
Q. Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
A. In a launch box!
Q. What do you call a loony spaceman?
A. An astronut.
Q. Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A. A parking meteor!
Q. Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
A. Because there was no atmosphere.
Evonne Blanchard is the author of, ‘Amelia, the Moochins and the Sapphire Palace and ‘Amelia, the Venutons and the Golden Cage. These are the first two books in, ‘Amelia’s Amazing Space Adventures,’ an exciting series of ten books set in outer space (for children ages 5-9).
Coming soon! The third book in the series, Amelia, the Merballs and the Emerald Cannon, is scheduled for publication December 2017.
Ever wondered if aliens exist? What if one needed your help? Would you travel to outer space? For the adventures… of a lifetime!
Book One: Amelia, the Moochins and the Sapphire Palace
When is a present not a present? When it’s a friendly purple alien called Uglesnoo, from the planet Pluto! Uglesnoo needs to leave right away for the Moon. Uglesnoo also desperately needs Amelia’s help. Should Amelia venture into outer Space?
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“Appealing Illustrations combine with lots of text to make this a great read for children transitioning from picture books to chapter books.” – Kirkus Reviews
“The story is imaginative and fun…and a perfect book to stretch my oldest in his independent reading with something fun to keep his attention.” —Beautiful Books for Children
Book Two: Amelia, the Venutons and the Golden Cage
Uglesnoo needs Amelia’s help. His sister is very sick. The only cure is a repelling crystal from Neptune. With his Earthling friend, Amelia, they must continue their quest. More items are needed to buy the crystal. But Venus is full of danger and angry aliens. Are Uglesnoo and Amelia in over their heads?
“A lively sequel offers a sure-handed blend of fantasy, humor, adventure, and an ingenious heroine.” Kirkus Reviews
5/5 star rating! “Amelia, the Venutons and the Golden Cage is a wonderful children’s book that will allow your kids to get started in the Sci-Fi genre… The story is intriguing and well thought out. All in all, the author did a great job of creating an engaging story that kept my kids interested. We are definitely looking forward to the next book!”- Examiner.com
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Sagittarius represents those born from November 22—December 21. Sagittarius is the ninth Zodiac sign of the year, right after Scorpio.
Myth and Legend: Sagittarius the Archer is the Centaur Chiron from Greek Mythology. Centaurs have the head and upper torso of a man and lower body of a horse. Of all the centaurs, Chiron was the most respected. He taught famous Greek heroes such as Jason, Hercules and Achilles and he was considered a superb musician, physician and of course archer!
Unfortunately one day Chiron was shot by a poisoned arrow (from the Learnean Hydra) by one of his former students; the mighty Hercules himself. The stray arrow was an accident, but as Chiron was immortal he could not die, but still suffered greatly from the poisoning. Chiron went to the Gods and offered to give up his immortality, so that he could die. He asked the Gods if he could replace Prometheus, who originally gave fire to man: The Gods punished Prometheus for his gift to man and ever since he had been chained to rocks. Zeus, ruler of the Greek Gods (Jupiter in Roman mythology) – touched by Chiron’s kindness in relieving Prometheus from his endless pain – put Chiron in the night sky as the Sagittarius constellation.
Constellation: This constellation looks more like a dancing spider, than a mythological half man/half beast. But that’s constellations for you! Probably the result of poor eyesight in the time before contacts!
The best viewing time for the Sagittarius constellation is in August at around 9pm, between latitudes + 55° and – 90° in the northern hemisphere. If you live in the southern hemisphere, you have the best view of this southerly constellation. Your time to stargaze is in the middle of the winter, when Sagittarius is directly overhead in the night sky. As always use a star map as a guide and if possible a knowledgeable star gazer to assist you.
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